In case you haven’t heard about this, three things happened, two of which are disgusting and absolutely ridiculous. If you don’t know what I’m talking about: Cruz’s booger and Trump’s dick. Let’s all take a moment to think about how the world views us right about now… yeah, don’t worry, I’ve also been researching how […]
The first night I was in Rome, I took a shower and passed out. But what did I do the second day? I had a feeble attempt at touring Rome and getting lost– it was beautiful– don’t get me wrong; however, I somehow ended up in all the tourist spots, missing the authentic Italian experience […]
Wouldn’t it be really great if the solution to climate change was a small group of attractive british secret agents? I mean just look at the main character from Kingsman: (My heart stopped too, especially with that british accent…) All joking aside, it would be easier of the solution to climate change was either: A “Smart, […]
Kingsman? Who are Kingsman? Kingsman: The Secret Service. SPOILER ALERT: I’m about to give you a quick breakdown of the movie Kingsman, and if you haven’t seen it – you really should. Climate change is a global issue that not enough people take seriously, so a powerful man takes it upon himself to change the […]
Let’s talk about some super duper “smart” people in Congress. Actually, just person: the lovely Senator of Oklahoma, James Inhofe. As he walked into Congress with a snowball: “In case we have forgotten, because we keep hearing that 2014 has been the warmest year on record, I ask the chair, you know what this is? […]
